First Batch · Limited Spots
Get in early.
Choose your spot in the first run and we'll keep things simple from there. No faff.
22% there. Every purchase moves the needle.
£10
Get Me In The Loop
A lovely, low-key way to get in early. We'll keep you posted and you'll be first to know when the batch is ready.
£25
First Sip
Your first taste on us. A couple of cans from the very first run, plus the warm glow of being in from the start.
£50
First Batch
A proper seat at the table for this first run. Early access and a couple of lovely extras when it's ready.
£100
First Crate
Early access, some lovely extra bits, and an invite to our first tasting evening.
£250
The Insider
Everything in the crate, more of the product, and a closer look at how it all comes together.
£500
A Lorry Load
For anyone who really believes in it. Everything above, more product, and a much closer look at how it all comes together.
Just contribute.
Don't want anything back? Pop in any amount and we'll put it straight to work. No faff.
Rather have actual shares?
From £1,000. We handle the paperwork through SeedLegals. Pop your details in and we'll send a private link to the full deck.
First batch places are limited. Genuinely.
The company we're keeping
Good people. Good coffee. Good company.
We're building No Faff alongside some excellent people. Two we're particularly pleased to be working with.
An independent British specialty coffee company, stocked in Selfridges and independent retailers across the UK, sourcing coffee from women producers. Our coffee partner.
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Marisa has been accepted onto First Pour, Raising the Glass's drinks industry incubator programme for women-founded challenger brands.
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